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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 9:11 pm

smh No

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 9:44 pm

Till now did you shake your head, realizing this is some crazy story not making sense, so you begin your search for...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 10:49 pm

THE ALLMIGHTY TWINKIE VAN!!!!!!!!!! As Bronx walked, he smelt...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 10:56 pm

a very foul substance that turned out to be...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 10:56 pm

That smell that randomly pops out of no where. After inhaleing that awful smell , takes out his gun and shoots at a nearby deer feasting on the remains of a small child. After bronx emptyed his magazine. he took a look at his kill. but out of the blue the deer is not dead. just standing there and stareing. after 5 days of non stop stareing, the deer...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 11:53 pm

What type of thread is this DD: No

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 11:56 pm

tis a story bronxy xD where have you been the last 4 pages of posts?
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 11:57 pm

Celebrating like its not my birthday...

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 11:57 pm

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Were making a book for you. And its going to keep going untill its your birthday! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 12:00 am

It'll just make my birthday all the less special Sad

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 12:00 am

...so went the conversation between the deer and bronx, then all of a sudden the deer...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 12:01 am

was in my headlights when i ran him over

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 12:06 am

with his tricycle, but the deer was still alive. Angered by the atempt on his life the deer then...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 12:09 am

Summoned the giant mutant turtle, to which they then merged together and formed Ultra Mega Turtle Deer. Bronx had no choice but too...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 12:10 am

Brake out his over sized hand gun and blow it away to kingdom come. Then all of a sudden PETA shows up....


PETA is People for Ethnic Treatment of Animals.... lol
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 12:20 am

and use their magical powers they got from the power ranger villains and bring the Ultra Mega Turtle Deer back from the dead at 10 times its original size, then they run away like little girls leaving Bronx to...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 1:12 am

Than bronx headshoted all those bastards, but now that he waitsed the rest of his shots on PETA. The Utra Mega turtle deer rages on. so bronx...

EDIT, meh didnt see trees post..
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 1:24 am

Uses his LAZOR!!!! but is only able to temporarily blind Ultra Mega Turtle Deer. He takes off, in search of the one mighty weapon that can defeat Ultra mega Turtle Deer, which is...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 1:31 am

A super cake. "Om nom nom", Bronx mumbles to himself, his taste buds becoming over powered by this cake. Then, he begans transforming...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 1:51 am

into megazord! but he get sued for copyright infringement during the transformation so he decided to...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 2:42 am

Kill a duck..but not no ordanary duck..*oh no.....* its...a Mutant duck...*Oh yey anouther mutant....wooo* Realizing his mistake, bronx...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 2:48 am

watches in horror as mutant duck merges with Ultra Mega Turtle Deer to becomes, SuperTurtleMegaDuckZillaDeerTron. He decides too...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 4:57 am

Pee on it's face and push it down a well however before he goes to pee He realizes...

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 5:06 am

That the SuperTurtleMegaDuckZillaDeerTron is immune to bronx's acid pee, so he decides to..

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Fri May 06, 2011 10:37 am

Use SuperShocky's other bodily fluid besides pee which is also acidly to apply the same vigorous process, but then he realizes,
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