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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Wed May 04, 2011 11:28 pm

Your wife, but not no ordinary wife... this is a diva wife. So as you carry your weapon down to your local delli, you notice something odd, as you look around you discover...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Wed May 04, 2011 11:31 pm

People are turning into mutant ninja zombie turtles cuz of the giant alien super turtle. A group of them come at you so you...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Wed May 04, 2011 11:37 pm

FIRE YOUR LAZOR! SHOOP DA WOOP!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Wed May 04, 2011 11:46 pm

Gass station. after you chug down a few gallons of gassoline and pay your 30$, you get back up and go..
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Wed May 04, 2011 11:50 pm

turtle smashing, using your wife to club down monsters as your lazor charges back up. Then, down the quiet open street, you see your arch enemy...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Wed May 04, 2011 11:55 pm

you see your arch enemy Bowser so you take a magic mushroom and you develop super strength when all of a sudden...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 12:07 am

Bowser is suddenly killed. Then the real arch enemy comes up... its Steve Jobs. He has come to murder you for not buying the iPad 6. To fight him you...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 12:39 am

Call up Bill Gates and tell him to grab the secret weapon. Bill Gates shows up shortly after with...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 1:06 am

The Zune player, which causes steve jobs to die of laughter. You Finally feel like you can relax when all of a sudden...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 3:20 am

Batttlefield 3 it's released and
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 5:04 am

And The Battlefield 3 disc isn't working so you...

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Sryan: how did you get your new name? Vespasian?
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 6:31 am

go to the store and you see that the shopkeeper is zombiefied.....
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 9:16 am

So you leave the store and go home to get your guns. On the way home you encounter...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 9:24 am

Terriost! every where! muchin around, so you...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 10:22 am

Shoot them in the chest and detonate their suicide bombs. Now that you have won the war on terror... for now. You go to...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 11:07 am

7/11 to buy a slurpee and celebrate victory, only to encounter...

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 11:26 am

A Random Perveted Creeper (From Minecraft) Chasing You, so you...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 12:18 pm

Hack into Earths servers and steal the details off 77Million people which means...

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 12:54 pm

You find out that the zombie turtle mutants are in the works with whats left of the Call of Duty people to prevent you and anyone else from playing Battlefield, so you kill the mincraft creeper then...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 12:56 pm

Enter Cod studios and kill them with battlefield Weapons and are about to t-bag the bodies when....

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Sryan: you drive a Vespa and you're asian?
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 12:58 pm

Bronx walks into the room, shouting," ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY!". As he yelles this, he trips over...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 1:18 pm

a conviniatly placed log which turns out to be...

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 2:55 pm

A camouflaged sniper, lying in wait with his Saiga. Suddenly, he looks in the snipers eyes, only to notice that it was his long lost...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 3:46 pm

Best frined forever Derik who dissapaerd ate a train full of Toilets...

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday Bronx!   Thu May 05, 2011 4:04 pm

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