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PostSubject: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:55 pm

here are the funniest things ive said to my teacher xD

#1:can i get a raise (we get "money" for extra credit)
#2 can you fist pump
#3 can you terach me how to duggy

xD everytime i try to ask him a questions he like "if its to teach you how to duggy or fist pumping no"
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:07 pm

well I havent really sad anything funny to him recently, but you just reminded me of a video I found of my teacher from a few years ago before I had him:
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:51 pm

REALLY for your eyes only Razz

i didnt do this, my friend -said this (and shes a girl)
Mr. G, I want you to _________ my __________. (blank my blank)
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:05 am

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REALLY for your eyes only Razz

i didnt do this, my friend -said this (and shes a girl)
Mr. G, I want you to _________ my __________. (blank my blank)

Haha, little racy there eh? I've had too many funny moments, but the best always come from teacher cooperation.

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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:09 am

T-Im going to call your mom!

Me- Tell Her I said Hi!
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:28 pm

" This is bullshit , you're an asshole "
Said that to my woodwork teacher , got suspended for a week and during that time finished Resident Evil 5 on Professional !

" Meanders form because Chuck Norris is standing in the rivers way . "
Told that to my geography teacher
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:53 pm

the worst thing i said was to my female english teacher:Suck my balls B*****

it was cuz she didnt want to look at my paper so i got angry

was suspended till i said sorry to her

it took 2 weeks
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:57 pm

me to caretaker: so when was the last time u had a real job?
caretaker: Sad
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:49 pm

We said to the teacher:

"Hey did you know "person X" Jizzed on his desk last night with 10peeps watching him"

Teacher responds:

"Yes I know, i saw it"

class was like: ROFLCOPTER
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:58 pm

modernwarfare132 wrote:
REALLY for your eyes only Razz

i didnt do this, my friend -said this (and shes a girl)
Mr. G, I want you to _________ my __________. (blank my blank)

Sharpen meh pencil! No, lol, I'm sure that conversation got kinky. Love it when you don't expect the teacher to react in a positive way.
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:47 pm

Teacher: what are the european countries???

me: the countries that are inside europe????

teacher: GET OUT OF THE CLASS ROOm

me: yesh sir!!!
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:48 pm

paisaman wrote:
Teacher: what are the european countries???

me: the countries that are inside europe????

teacher: GET OUT OF THE CLASS ROOm

me: yesh sir!!!

You sir, just won a prize for the most epic answer to this question.
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:19 pm

paisaman wrote:
Teacher: what are the european countries???

me: the countries that are inside europe????

teacher: GET OUT OF THE CLASS ROOm

me: yesh sir!!!
Sir State The Obvious has arrived
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:25 pm

First day of IT Class the teacher told us if the cops ever came to your house and wanted to see your computer before they get there take out your hard drive and dispose of it. haha I thought that was interesting.
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:17 pm

So my ICT teacher is a ******

she phoned my mum and said I was rude and tried to blackmail me aswell

So in lesson

Teacher-Totalwarrior(me) Can you shutup or I will bring your mum in to take you home

Me- Can you shutup Please,My mum already knows your a crap teacher so theres no point embarrising yourself

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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:20 pm

paisaman wrote:
Teacher: what are the european countries???

me: the countries that are inside europe????

teacher: GET OUT OF THE CLASS ROOm

me: yesh sir!!!

Paisa being paisa when needed. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:56 pm

Physics teacher: There is one thing physicists hate...
Me: Chemists?
Physics teacher: No, biologists, they don't understand how useless they are.
(She knows I take biology)
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:31 pm

Teacher: I want to hear NOTHING!

Me: Nothing!

Well that's not the funniest one but its the only one I remember Wink
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:06 pm

gosh i get suspended every week at least im just so bad that way lol
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PostSubject: Re: funniest thing youve said to ur teacher   Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:17 pm

hahahahahaha havent checked this in a long time guys this is some funny S#$% xD
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